Last Updated: 10/04/2019
We refer to Chicken Shit Conquers the Planet as CSCTP and use both terms interchangeably.
Updates to Terms
As a user of this site, you agree to review our terms and conditions periodically and (for subscribers, members, and clients) to cancel your membership and/or enrollment at any time that you do not wish to adhere to our terms of service.
We use double opt-in for all communications to ensure subscribers to our communications are on our mailing list by choice.
By subscribing (and doubly opting in), you agree to receive communications from CSCTP throughout the duration of your subscription, and you may unsubscribe to these communications at any time.
CSCTP Members (aka Network/Community Members and the Tribe)
During the beta/launch period, which is set at the discretion of CSCTP, new members of the CSCTP Network will get the discounted rate “for life” (meaning for the life of their membership). If a member cancels and then rejoins, without original login/customer credentials, we may not be able to honor the discounted “for life” rate (otherwise, everyone could claim they were a “for-lifer”). Be sure to hang on to your original account/login credentials so that we can identify you, OR (even better) don’t cancel (yeah, do that one).
You agree to receive email, phone, text, and any other communication related to your membership throughout the duration of your membership. You may unsubscribe from these communications at any time.
Here are the rules for the CSCTP network and community.
NOTE: Anyone who continues to break the rules (i.e., is reminded of the rules more than once), will have their CSCTP membership cancelled without refund.
RULE #1 - NO SPAM. No affiliate links. No MLM. No promos (except where specifically allowed within the Slack community—and, specifically, that's the #announcements channel ONLY, and even then, posting too many times may result in your messages being considered spam). Note that we also may do periodic roundups, where we highlight member news, and, if we ask you to participate, you're welcome to include a promo link within your update, but (important note) we'll ask for roundups—please do not post promos yourself within the #roundup channel; they will be included within your member roundup (created and distributed by CSCTP).
RULE #2 - BE KIND. Always. We welcome chicken shits, but please, no asses.
RULE #3 - BE YOURSELF. Don't worry about impressing anyone here. We want to support you being you (unless you're an ass, then refer to Rule #2).
RULE #4 - NO TROLLING. While we're okay with aliases, we won't accept anonymous members or comments. We're with Brené Brown on this one—if you're not in the arena, we're not really interested in what you have to say. (And, note, an alias does not excuse you from Rule #2.)
Please note that new rules may be added within the members area and/or within the community at anytime, and all members must adhere to the rules or risk losing their membership without refund.
Cancellation and Refund Policy (Network/A&P)
You may cancel your membership at any time. There are no long-term contracts for CSCTP membership. You may cancel your account at anytime by logging in to your store account and cancelling. Note that you may also contact us by email at mail [at] chickenshitconquerstheplanet [dot] com or by web form to request that your membership be cancelled (please include your name and email address for your account when contacting us for cancellation). We do not offer refunds for membership, since it is on a month-to-month basis and can be cancelled at any time.
Cancellation and Refund Policy (Tribe)
You may cancel your membership at any time. There are no long-term contracts for CSCTP membership. You may cancel your account at anytime by contacting us by email at mail [at] chickenshitconquerstheplanet [dot] com or by web form to request that your membership be cancelled (please include your name and email address for your account when contacting us for cancellation). NOTE: Unsubscribing from emails and/or text messages (texting “STOP”) does NOT unsubscribe you from payment, so be sure to contact us, if you want to cancel to ensure you are no longer charged. We do not offer refunds for membership, since it is on a month-to-month basis and can be cancelled at any time.
Note that we may not publish content on or around holidays (the day before, of, and after).
CSCTP Accountability and Planning Program (A&P Program) Clients
Beta Period and Rate
During the beta/launch period, which is set at the discretion of CSCTP, new A&P clients will get the discounted enrollment rate “for life” (meaning for the life of their enrollment). If a client cancels and then re-enrolls, without original login/customer credentials, we may not be able to honor the discounted “for life” rate (otherwise, everyone could claim they were a “for-lifer”). Be sure to hang on to your original credentials so that we can identify you, OR (even better) don’t cancel (yeah, do that one).
As an A&P client, you will automatically become a member of CSCTP and will be bound by the member terms, as outlined above.
You will be charged $199 per month (regular rate) for enrollment in the Chicken Shit Conquers the Planet Accountability and Planning (A&P) Program. It is charged monthly, based on your enrollment date. You may end your enrollment at any time (there is no long-term contract), as outlined in our cancellation policy below.
You may request a refund prior to your first scheduled A&P call (or scheduled A&P call date). Once you attend an accountability call (or the first call date passes, even if you do not attend the first call), we will no longer honor refund requests for the given month. There are no long-term commitments, however; the program is offered month-to-month.
Cancellation requires a full month’s notice via email. You may reach us at mail [at] chickenshitconquerstheplanet [dot] com or by web form.
Cancellation and Your CSCTP Membership
Note that if you cancel your A&P enrollment, this will also cancel your CSCTP membership. You’re welcome to re-join CSCTP as a member, but payment for A&P and the membership is bundled (if you cancel one, you cancel both, so you’ll need to re-join the membership side separately).
You agree to receive email, phone, text, and any other communication related to your membership throughout the duration of your enrollment. You may unsubscribe from these communications at any time.
Length. Accountability calls are scheduled for thirty (30) minutes per client/partner on the call. (Note that group calls have an added 30-minute buffer for transitions between clients/partners.) Individual A&P calls are set for thirty (30) minutes total; group A&P calls are set for two (2) hours total, as there are three (3) clients/partners on the call.
Frequency. Accountability calls are scheduled twice per month. Note that it’s a “rolling month,” based on your signup date and the start date of your individual or group program. For example, if you sign up for a program that begins over the last two weeks of a calendar month (say, October), your actual program month would be across two calendar months (using that example, October and November); your thirty days would be across October and November, not just October OR November. We schedule calls to get two (2) calls in per month, accounting for certain US holidays. If a calendar month has five (5) weeks, we often do just two (2) calls during those calendar months (so long as the rolling month has two calls as well). “Extra” weeks (across all time slots and groups) are often used for makeup calls, when necessary (see below).
Scheduling. We use the Acuity scheduling software to manage call times. When you enroll in the accountability program, you will be asked to join all scheduled calls for the rest of the calendar year. Note that the program is on a month-to-month basis (no long-term contract), so although you are required on call scheduling to register for all calls for the rest of the calendar year, you can cancel your enrollment at the end of your current month (rolling month; see “Frequency” above). On that same token, if you cancel your enrollment at the end of a given month, you would be removed from the remaining calls for the calendar year, even though they originally showed on your schedule (since you won’t be paying for those slots).
Holidays. Note that we do not schedule calls for the following holidays/dates:
New Year’s Eve (December 31) and New Year’s Day (January 1)
Christmas Eve (December 24) and Christmas Day (December 25)
Independence Day (July 4) and optionally July 3 (for years July 4 falls on a Tuesday)
Makeup Calls. We only schedule makeup calls for calls that would have been held on a holiday AND when there are not two (2) A&P calls falling within a rolling thirty (30) days (see “Frequency” above). Please note that our accountability program schedule is set for the full year out (so, for example, all of 2019 or all of 2020) at the beginning of each year, so please check your individual/group schedule and verify dates around holidays (although we will try to remind you or your group at the call prior to any upcoming schedule deviations). We do not schedule makeup calls when you miss a call. Please refer to the “Reliability” section below.
Note that if we schedule a makeup call, it may fall outside your regularly scheduled call time. For example, in December, if your regular slot falls on Tuesday and it’s Christmas Eve (when we do not host calls), we might host your makeup call on Monday, December 30th.
Reliability. In order for the program to be a success, it’s important for you to make your accountability calls, and since the program is offered month-to-month and with limited slots, we feel it’s important to hold ourselves and program participants to a strict attendance policy. You’re allowed to miss one (1) call per rolling year, while enrolled in the program. If you miss a second call, you will be removed from the program (without a refund for the given month) and moved to the bottom of the waiting list. If a slot opens up (once your name gets to the top of the waitlist), we’ll check back with you to see if you’d like to re-enroll in the program. If you do not re-enroll, we will remove you from the waitlist (you can re-list yourself at anytime).
Tardiness. Be five minutes early to the call. We start on time. We will lock the call at the start time, and stragglers will not be allowed to join (or make up) calls. And, sorry, no refunds for missed calls. This counts toward your reliability (see “Reliability” section).
Recordings. We don’t record calls (as a standard practice), but there might be occasions when we do special calls that could be recorded for use within the CSCTP Membership site (for example, for use as a member spotlight or A&P highlights). If those occasions arise, we will get your permission before recording. We want everyone to feel comfortable, relaxed, and unscripted on calls (and especially to respect our partners’ privacy and confidentiality), so calls will not be recorded without your prior knowledge and consent.